Wednesday, October 13, 2004

The Foo Fighters, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Q Awards, U2, Travis, Zane Lowe and Eminem...

Intro...

Welcome to today’s slice of stuff. Read on to learn about another 80’s band getting back together, the dodgy awards dished out by the writers at Q magazine, Bono’s deal with his fans, a scary meet and greet for Travis frontman Fran Healy, the cool list according to Zane Lowe and details of gobshite rapper Eminem’s latest attempt to make friends and influence people. But first up is your chance to see the Foo Fighters perform live for nothing...



Free Fighters...

Want to see the Foo Fighters for free? Well you can providing that a) you are available tonight (13th October), b) you are in Arizona and can get to Tempe Beach Park and finally c) you can visit Democratic candidate John Kerry’s official website.

Singer Dave Grohl has already lent his support to the Democratic campaign by playing acoustic sets at rallies in Wisconsin, Iowa and Missouri. Now the lads are taking a break from recording their fifth album in order to perform tonight.

The former Nirvana drummer is reported to have decided to take part in the campaign after he learnt that the President currently running America had been playing Foo Fighters songs at the Republican party rallies.

Hilariously ‘Dubya’ has been playing 'My Hero' although I don’t remember anyone doing a song called ‘Cheating, Lying, Halfwit’ so beggars can’t be choosers.



Going back to Hollywood...

Are you one of the many thirty-something’s who love the current trend for eighties bands to reform? If you are you will no doubt cream when you hear that Frankie Goes To Hollywood will be performing live for the first time in years – well most of them.

The lads will be playing a tribute concert for their producer Trevor Horn on behalf of the Prince's Trust on November 11 at Wembley Arena but unfortunately for all the true fans out there lead singer Holly Johnson is refusing to take part.

Apparently the author of ‘A Bone In My Flute’ still bears a grudge towards Horn due to past money disputes or something and is having none of it.

As well as Johnson’s absence the band may be without the services of guitarist Brian Nash who is undecided but backing singer Paul Rutherford, bassist Mark O'Toole and drummer Peter 'Ped' Gill are all set to play.

A shadowy source said: "Holly is the one saying no to it. Now the band are looking for someone to step into his shoes on the night."



‘Q’ the award for the sake of it having an award...

The 2004 Q awards took place the other night at some swanky hotel or other in London. As well as the normal awards Q have taken it upon themselves to invent a few categories to give their mates a night out and a shiny gong to polish. So without further a do here are the nominations (and winners):

Best New Act

Keane
Franz Ferdinand
Razorlight
Maroon 5
The Killers
The Zutons
Kasabian
Snow Patrol

Winner: Razorlight

Best Producer

Kelis - Tasty; The Neptunes, Various
Muse - Absolution; Costey, Cornfield, Reeve, Muse
The Libertines - The Libertines; Jones
Scissor Sisters - Scissor Sisters; Scissor Sisters
Morrissey - You Are The Quarry; Finn
Usher - Confessions; Dupri, Jam, Lewis, Destro, Thicke Pro J, Cox, Various

Winner: Mick Jones for The Libertines

Best Live Act

Red Hot Chili Peppers
Muse
David Bowie
The Darkness
The Pixies
Madonna

Winner: Muse

Best Video

Scissor Sisters - Laura
Outkast - Roses
Kelis - Milkshake
Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out
The Streets - Fit But You Know It

Winner: Franz Ferdinand

Best Single

Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out
Morrissey - English Blood, Irish Heart
The Streets - Dry Your Eyes
Goldie Lookin’ Chain - Guns Don¹t Kill People, Rappers Do
Maroon 5 - This Love
Jamelia - See It In A Boys Eyes

Winner: Jamelia - See It In A Boys Eyes

Best Album

Keane - Hopes And Fears
Dizzee Rascal - Showtime
The Libertines -The Libertines
The Streets - Grand Don¹t Come For Free
Franz Ferdinand - Franz Ferdinand
Scissor Sisters - Scissor Sisters

Winner: Keane - Hopes And Fears

Best Act In The World Today

Red Hot Chili Peppers
Muse
Radiohead
U2
Coldplay
Outkast

Winner: Red Hot Chili Peppers

And now the made up awards:

Q Merit Award - Shane McGowan
Q Innovation and Sound Award - Human League
Q Inspiration Award - The Pet Shop Boys
Q Classic Songwriter Award - Sir Elton John
Q Icon Award - U2
Q Lifetime Achievement Award - Roxy Music




Two is the magic number...

U2 frontman and political activist Bono has revealed that he has a deal with their fans - two crap albums and they're out. The singer, real name Paul Hewson, told Xfm about the deal when interviewed the other day.

Bono said: "There's a real deal. A real deal, between us and our audience.

"Which is we don't have to worry about where our kids are going to school, paying a hospital bill, paying the mortgage, in return we don't make a crap album.

"Two crap albums and you're out. That's our deal with our audience.

"Whether it's catholic guilt or whatever it is, it's not on to have this life that we've been given - this amazing life - and be crap... And have a fish farm in Wales. It's unacceptable."


The Dublin rockers new album ‘How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb’ is set to be released in November and Bono has revealed that he would be more than happy to tour to support it because of the quality of the new songs.

"For the first time we've made an album that we like which could mean the end of our band,” joked Bono.

"Cos normally we find the songs, when we go out and play them, that you step inside them. And you want to find some really good reasons to leave home.

"We've all got some nice houses and family and friends and it's hard to leave. We had to find some really good reasons to leave home and I think we've found eleven."




Almost straight to the point for Scottish rockers...

I don’t know, you try and help the homeless and end up nearly catching the bad HIV from some smackhead harassing you for cash. When I say ‘you’ I actually mean Fran Healy from Scots pop heart-throbs Travis obviously.

It turns out that our Fran was doing a bit of busking in Glasgow last week to raise some cash for the excellent Big Issue (you lot should really go out and buy it you know, it isn’t just helping the homeless it is a good read too) when the incident happened.

As he was belting out ‘Why does It Always Rain On Me?’ on Sauchiehall Street the dirty ‘brown’ addict came up to Healy with a syringe and shouted: "Give me money, give me money for a fix."

Like the true professional he is he carried on singing and eventually the bloke got off to find an old granny to mug or something.

The singer later told The Daily Record: "I just kept thinking, 'Don't stick that in me'. It was the maddest thing we've seen. I kept expecting to find a syringe stuck up my arse."

As well as ‘Rain...’ the band also performed 'Sing', 'Driftwood', 'Turn', 'Flowers In The Window', and their excellent cover of the Britney Spears number one smash 'Baby One More Time'.



This weeks cool list...

If you are reading this Blog you are either into your alternative music or (more than likely) have just stumbled across it and are thinking, “what the fuck is this crap”. Hopefully it is the former but if it is the latter then welcome to the cheap seats.

Anyway, one sure-fire way of staying ahead of the competition when it comes to everything ‘indie’ is to listen to the people in the know, people who get paid to find the best alternative music out there, people like BBC Radio 1 demi-God Zane Lowe. So Zane, whatcha listening to boi?

Nas - 'Bridging The Gap'
Franz Ferdinand - 'Thissss Fire'
The Departure - 'Be My Enemy'
Be Your Own Pet - 'Damn Damn Leash'
Roni Size feat Rahzel - 'Out Of Breath' (Live Track From Maida Vale)
The Beat 'Mirror In The Bathroom'
Snow Patrol - 'How To Be Dead'
Bugz In The Attic - 'Booty (La La La)'
Green Day - 'Boulevard Of Broken Dreams'
DJ Hype, J Magik & Wickaman - 'Dubplate Killa'
The Dears - 'Lost In The Plot'
Akon - 'Locked Up(Uk Mix)'
Black Keys - Girl On My Mind'
Bloc Party - 'Helicoptor'
Subways - '1am'
Calibre feat Fats - 'Drop It Down'
Metric - 'Combat Baby'
LCD Soundsystem - 'Movement'
Razorlight - 'Stumble And Fall'
Fans Of Kate - 'A Pattern'
Warren Suicide - 'Butcher boy'
The Drama - 'Nothing Can Tear Us Apart'
The Strokes - 'The End Has No End'
Sum 41 - 'The Bitter End'
Diefenbach - 'Make Your Mind'
Snoop Dogg feat Pharrell Williams - 'Drop It Like It's Hot'

Check out that lot and you will be the coolest kid in flares and a comedy t-shirt down the local alt-bar...



Just Lose cash...

Foul mouthed nugget Eminem might see his bank balance take a bit of a knock after it was announced that Michael Jackson is considering suing him over the rappers new video which depicts the ‘King of Pop’ playing with kids.

The video for ‘Just Lose It’ features Marshall dressed as Jackson, losing his cosmetically enhanced nose and jumping on a bed with young children – classy. Oh and then the rapper vomits on the under-fire singer and sticks his flaming head down the toilet.

Wacko Jacko is not a happy Hector. He spoke about the video on L.A. radio station 103.3 FM: "I am very angry at Eminem's depiction of me in his video.

"I feel that it is outrageous and disrespectful. It is one thing to spoof it is another to be demeaning and insensitive."





Monday, October 04, 2004

Daniel Bedingfield, Keane, The Zutons, Mark Chapman, The Strokes, crap names and Pete Doherty...

Intro...

Welcome to today’s slice of stuff. Read on to learn about your chance to appear on film with Keane, news of a triumphant homecoming for The Zutons, the battle in America to keep John Lennon’s murderer behind bars, cheap tracks from The Strokes in the name of charity, 20 of the crappest names celebs have given to their kids and Pete Doherty’s hundred grand offer. But first up it is some terrible, terrible news for Daniel Bedingfield (but great for us!!!)...



Hacked off...

Internet security firms will tell you that Hackers are the scum of the earth. The firms who make a fortune from providing virus checkers and firewalls for paranoid users will fume that Hackers are malicious bastards who delight in causing misery to unsuspecting users.

But sometimes they do us all a favour!

It turns out that manufactured pop nugget Daniel Bedingfield is perturbed after finding a load of files on his laptop had been deleted by those nasty, nasty Hackers. Unfortunately for the New Zealand born beaut the files erased constituted half of his forthcoming album (stop sniggering at the back – Ed).

It seems that the 24-year-old left his ‘lugable’ on while he nipped out for some tofu in trendy Los Angeles and returned to find that someone had accessed his harddrive and wreaked havoc with all his hard work. Shame.

A friend of the star said: "He has his laptop on all the time - even when he's in the studio - as it's integral to how he writes and programs his songs.

"It's always connected to the Internet. But that means it's an easy target for anyone who wants to hack into it. Dan had a real panic when he went back to his computer after lunch and saw that half its contents were missing.

"It's such a personal invasion. Not only were tracks wiped, but loads of his personal pictures and emails had been destroyed too. It was a malicious act carried out by someone with a mouse and a really spiteful streak."


The bastards!



Video shoot with the nations favourite...

Awww, if you have any soul and can get past your initial prejudices, you have got to love Keane haven’t you? Those soppy indie tunesmiths are loved up and down the country by young couples, students and your granny. Hell if you like a good tune I’m sure you’ll even admit that the piano fronted threesome aren’t bad at all.

So now we have established that Keane are one of your fave bands how would you like to be in one of their videos? You could appear on MTV with the lads in the promo film for their new single ‘This Is The Last Time’ which will be released on 22nd November. Interested? Then read on...

The band are looking for about 200 fans to who are free all night next Monday and Tuesday (4th and 5th of October). You must be over 16, have ID to prove it and be dressed in warm clothes. Filming will take place somewhere in London so living in the Capitol would also be a big advantage.

If you want to take part email your name, age and phone number to keane@exposurefilms.co.uk.

Good luck.



Welcome home...

Saxophone wielding cosmic Scousers The Zutons are going to cap a great 2004 with two homecoming gigs at the Royal Court theatre in Liverpool over Christmas. The band released their excellent debut album ‘Who Killed The Zutons’ earlier this year and will kick off a UK tour on October 4th in Brighton.

On the same day they play on the south coast their new single ‘Don’t Ever Think (Too Much)’ is released through Deltasonic. After playing 17 dates around the country the band finish their tour with a pair of shows in Liverpool on December 17 and 18.

The tour dates in full:

The full UK dates now read as follows:
Brighton Corn Exchange (October 4)
Bristol Anson Rooms (5)
Exeter University (6)
London Shepherd's Bush Empire (8)
Portsmouth Pyramid (9)
Cardiff University (10)
Northampton Roadmenders (12)
Norwich Waterfront (13)
Leeds Metropolitan University (14)
Wolverhampton Wulfrun Hall (16)
Nottingham Rock City (17)
Newcastle University (19)
Glasgow QMU (21)
Manchester Academy (22)
Sheffield Leadmill (23)
Cambridge Junction (24)
London Shepherd's Bush Empire (26)
Liverpool Royal Court (December 17/18)



The ‘Dead Pool’ comes to life...

Do you remember the Dirty Harry film ‘The Dead Pool’ starring the brilliant Clint Eastwood where a bunch of people working on a film set wrote a list of celebs they thought would die in the next year and most of them did until Harry started ‘popping caps’ around San Francisco? If you want to play it for real I might just have some tips for you.

It has been confirmed that mad in the head murderer Mark Chapman will stand for parole for the third time in the next couple of days. Chapman is of course the idiot who shot and killed John Lennon outside his apartment in New York in December 1980.

After being found guilty the gunman was sent to a maximum-security prison in Attica, New York where he has remained ever since. Over 23-years after the murder of the former Beatle Chapman is trying to gain his freedom again by appealing to the parole board for the third time.

On previous occasions Yoko Ono has contacted the board to express her feeling regarding the application by Chapman. Ono has told prison officials that she feels neither her nor Lennon's sons would be safe if Chapman were to be released. She also said in a letter: "[Chapman’s release would] bring back the nightmare, the chaos and the confusion once again"

So there are your first names to be added to the list...

There is an online petition somewhere that apparently has over 3,000 signatures asking that Chapman remain in prison for the rest of his life. The petition, addressed to parole officials in New York, says Chapman "committed a heinous crime, unprovoked and without remorse.

"He should not be free to harm anyone else. Please do not let this man back on the streets."


There have also been numerous death threats towards him should parole be granted which, if you are still interested in the whole macabre Dead Pool thing, should point you in the direction of a nice, easy banker!



Charidee mate...

New York rockers The Strokes have gone all charitable on us by giving away their new single for just a quid – sorta. The band is set to release ‘The End Has No End’ on 1st November but fans can get it right now if they make a donation to charity.

The single it the third to be taken from the bands highly acclaimed second album ‘Room On Fire’ and features a live cover of the Clash classic ‘Clampdown’.

The track will be available from the War Child charity website www.warchildmusic.com on October 7 for a measly quid. As expected all the cash raised for the sale of the single from the website will got to help children in war zones around the world so you can feel smug at giving to kids in danger and at having the song first.



What’s in a name?

Don’t you love those kooky celebrities and the ‘clever’ names they give their offspring? Sky Digital recently ran a poll to find out what the British public thought were the 20 most ridiculous named sprogs in the public eye. The results are in:

20) Romeo; Victoria/David Beckham
19) Coco; Courtney Cox/David Arquette
18) Phoenix Chi; Mel C/Jimmy Gulzar
17) Rolan; Gloria Jones/Marc Bolan
16) Zowie; Angie/David Bowie
15) Eugenie; Sarah Ferguson/Prince Andrew
14) Brooklyn: Victoria/David Beckham
13) Dweezil; Frank/Gail Zappa
12) Tiger Lily Heavenly Hirani; Paula Yates/Michael Hutchence
11) Maddox; Angelina Jolie/(Adopted)
10) Nell Marmalade; Helen Baxendale/David Eliot
9) Rocco; Madonna/Guy Ritchie
8) River; Arlyn/John Phoenix
7) Peaches; Paula Yates/Bob Geldof
6) Rumer; Demi Moore/Bruce Willis
5) Daisy Boo; Julia/Jamie Oliver
4) Apple; Gwyneth Paltrow/Chris Martin
3) Satchel; Mia Farrow/Woody Allen
2) Fifi Trixibelle; Paula Yates/Bob Geldof
1) Moon Unit; Frank/Gail Zappa



Money for old dope...

In a desperate attempt to revive the Big Brother brand producers of this years ‘Celebrity’ variant are trying to pin their hopes on gin soaked rock and roll tramp Pete Doherty. The former Libertines frontman has been offered a staggering £100,000 to appear in the show.

Not only is he getting offered an obscene amount of cash he could still collect the cash even if he walks out after just one day. Are the producers on drugs (well Pete probably will be – Ed)? It just shows how desperate they really are.

It is reported that Doherty wasn’t first choice for the show as Tim Burgess from The Charlatans and Oasis chimp-like lead vocalist Liam Gallagher have already turned the offer down.

A shadowy insider confirmed: "The offer is for £100k and Pete is thinking about it."

Just think how much ‘brown’ you could buy with all that cash Pete, and all the gigs you could miss with the flimsiest of excuses. Go on, do it. Let the British public see what you are really like...or are you afraid that they will see straight through you?